We are a group of college kids who have banned together over a united love for short shorts. We believe in cheap beer, liberated thighs, and celebrating the weekend the moment the clock hits 5 PM on Friday. But most importantly, we're just here to have a good time and rock the hell out of some adult Floaties.
Matthew "Thighsman Trophy Winner" Gregoire
Chaz "The Inseam Executioner" Donnelly
Garrett "The Quadtimidator" Payne
Jake "Squats McGee" Johanni
Ray "No Cargos Allowed" Kluger